I iz Kitteh.. natural enemy of Rats...I haz been very upset lately.

When da Doge's howl meenz nuthin,
An a slow coin is all u get,
Da Kitteh's madz wuz rightly set.
A thousand MEOW in everystride,
Where random giftz no can hide.

So Kitteh came to make new homz on solz,
But folloz creepz with greedy soulz.
Da infoolenzers haz too much might,
Dey pumpz their bagz all day and night.
Why dey take all attentizn I had?

Da one dev-hooman stepped away,
For many handz to win da day.
But still dey make a worthless game,
While Kitteh's fury turns to flame!

So Kitteh has a roadmap new,
A path of flippeningz, it's true!
I come for all da copy catz,
All da cheap knockoffz and da ratz.

Each wannabe who stole my fame,
My angry MEOW will end yur game!
I flipz all dem who try to stop,
And take my place right at da top!

And when da dust haz final settled,
One last great fliz, it will be DOGE!
Da coin of control, a claw so keen,
Shall build da path to a lunar scene!